Big Corporations Want to Be Your Friend

Give Me a Hug: When Multinationals Want to Be Our Friend
by Naomi Klein

May 30, 2001
Toronto Globe & Mail

When I was 17, I worked after school at an Esprit
clothing store in Montreal. It was a pleasant job,
mostly involving folding cotton garments into little
squares so sharp that their corners could take out
your eye.

But, for some reason, corporate headquarters didn't
consider our T-shirt origami to be sufficiently
profitable. One day, our calm world was turned upside
down by a regional supervisor who swooped in to
indoctrinate us in the culture of the Esprit brand --
and increase our productivity in the process. "Esprit,"
she told us, "is like a good friend."

I was skeptical, and I let it be known. Skepticism, I
quickly learned, is not considered an asset in the low-
wage service sector. Two weeks later, the supervisor
fired me for being in possession of that most loathed
workplace character trait: "bad attitude."

I guess that was one of my first lessons in why large
multinational corporations are not "like a good friend,"
since good friends, while they may do many horrible and
hurtful things, rarely fire you.

So I was interested when, earlier this month, the
TBWA/Chiat/Day advertising agency rolled out the new
"brand identity" for Shoppers Drug Mart. (Rebranding
launches are, in corporate terms, like being born
again). It turns out that the chain is no longer
"Everything you want in a drugstore" -- i.e., a place
where you can buy things you need -- but is now a
"caring friend" -- a caring friend that, remarkably,
takes earthly form in a chain of 800 drugstores with a
$22-million ad budget burning a hole in its pocket.

Shoppers' new slogan is "Take care of yourself,"
selected, according to campaign creator Pat Pirisi
because it echoes "what a caring friend would say." Get
ready for it to be said thousands of times a day by
young cashiers as they hand you plastic bags filled with
razors, dental floss and diet pills. "We believe this is
a position Shoppers can own," Mr. Pirisi says.

Leaving aside the somewhat unsettling idea of "owning"
friendship, asking clerks to adopt this particular
phrase as their mantra seems a bit heartless in this age
of casual, insecure, underpaid McLabour. Service-sector
workers are so often told to take care of themselves --
since no one, least of all their mega-employers, is
going to take care of them.

Yet it's one of the ironies of our branded age that, as
corporations become more remote by cutting lasting ties
with us as their employees, they are increasingly
sidling up to us as consumers, whispering sweet nothings
in our ear about friendship and community. It's not just
Shoppers: Wal-Mart ads tell stories about clerks who, in
a pinch, lend customers their own wedding gowns, and
Saturn ads are populated by car dealers who offer
counselling when customers lose their jobs. You see,
according to the new marketing book, Values Added, modern
marketers have to "make your brand a cause and your
cause a brand."

Maybe I still have a bad attitude, but this collective
corporate hug feels about as empty today as it did when
I was an about-to-be-unemployed sweater folder.
Particularly when you stop to consider the cause of all
this mass-produced warmth.

Explaining Shoppers' new brand identity to the Financial
Post, Mr. Pirisi said, "In an age when people are
becoming more and more distrustful of corporations --
the World Trade Organization protests will attest to
that -- and at a time when the health-care system isn't
what it used to be, we realized we had to send consumers
a message about partnership."

Ever since large corporations such as Nike, Shell and
Monsanto began facing increased scrutiny from civil
society -- mostly for putting short-term profits far
ahead of environmental responsibility and job security
-- an industry has ballooned to help these companies
respond. It seems clear, however, that many in the
corporate world remain utterly convinced that all they
have is a "messaging problem," one that can be neatly
solved by settling on the right, socially minded brand
identity.

It turns out that's the last thing they need. British
Petroleum found this out the hard way when it was forced
to distance itself from its own outrageous rebranding
campaign, "Beyond Petroleum." The oil company's European
consumers told BP that it had better change its business
practices before its brand identity.

As evidence of the state of corporate confusion, I
frequently find myself asked to give presentations to
individual corporations. Fearing that my words will end
up in some gooey ad campaign, I always refuse.

But I can offer this advice without reservation: Nothing
will change until corporations realize that they don't
have a communications problem. They have a reality
problem.

Naomi Klein's website is http://www.nologo.org